Thursday, November 5, 2009

If I Wrote Romance Novels

...Rays of afternoon sun streamed through the window above the sink, where she stood rinsing dishes. On the outside, she looked cool, calm, and beautiful. On the inside, her mind was racing, thinking of the millions of things she wished she could get done before her son awoke from his nap.

She heard her husband's footsteps as he entered the room, but didn't turn around. She had too much to do. Suddenly, though, he was standing behind her, and he reached out to push a stray hair behind her ear. His hand brushed ever so gently across her cheek as he did it, sending a warmth through her face.

He wrapped his strong arms around her lithe waist. She felt his warm breath on her neck as he asked, "How was your day?" "Stressful!", she exclaimed, continuing to rinse the dishes. "I have so much..." Her voice trailed off as her husband started leaving a trail of soft kisses down the side of her neck. Oh, for crying out loud, she thought. Can't he see that I'm busy? Why did he ask about my day if he wasn't going to listen?" Mmm, the kisses are nice, though.

"What was I saying?", she remarked, turning to face him. He wrapped his arms around her and pulled her closer, his hands under her shirt, resting on the small of her back. He leaned in to whisper huskily into her ear, "You said you were stressed, and have a lot to do. I noticed earlier that you seemed to have a lot to do today, so... I went grocery shopping and cleaned the bathroom". "OH", she moaned, a fire suddenly ablaze between her legs. She tore the fabric of her pants, in her impassioned haste to remove them...

9 comments:

Fishsticks and Fireflies said...

(1) I feel a little dirty now.

(2) That is the kind of romance novel I would read.

(3) Does your husband have a brother?

Jen said...

Fishsticks & Fireflies,

This post is 100% FICTIONAL and FANTASY, (except that I do rinse plenty of dishes, have a million things to do, and have a son taking a nap). I might be trying to give my husband a (not so) subtle hint with this post. : )

Fishsticks and Fireflies said...

BWAHAHAHA! And here I was thinking Jim was the man of MY dreams! Have you ever seen the book Porn For Moms (I think that is what it is called) . . . a book full of pictures of nice looking men doing things like vacuuming, cleaning the bathroom, taking care of the kids . . . I am thinking I will pick myself up a copy on my next trip to Barnes and Noble!

Feather said...

oh, girls, you are hilarious! i'm seriously blushing now. i don't care what you say, i now have a visual of you in my head! and i may never look at you the same way again! thanks for a great laugh.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

If he could just add "I did your math prep for you" the scenario would be perfect!

Kristi said...

ooooo, ahhhhhhh, OHHHHHHH!

chasingalittlelion said...

... And then the child woke up.

Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings said...

Whoo-hoo! Yeah...wouldn't that be awesome!? Oh wait. Hubby did do the dishes and get groceries for me yesterday. If only I was so sick . . .

JCK said...

This is great!! I love it! If married men with children only knew the true aphrodisiac!! LMAO!

Naughty and fun!