"Best and Worst Royal Wedding Fashions"- That was followed by... "The bride looked stunning, but some guests made questionable style choices for the big event". REALLY?! I'm shocked and enthralled! What were those idiots thinking, wearing something they liked, rather than what some fashion yahoo deemed appropriate?!
"What Prince William whispered to Kate" - Followed by... "As the cameras zoomed in at the altar, the groom turned to the bride and set off a lip-reading frenzy". OH MY GOSH! What could he have said?! I have to know! Actually I'm a pretty good lip reader. He said, "That frock is lovely darling. I'm going to thoroughly enjoy ripping it off of you later".
"Kate's sister in surprising white dress" - WHAT?! She wore white?! The nerve! I cannot believe it! I'm beside myself.
"Who is frowning girl in royal kiss photo?" - Followed by... "and other mysteries solved". Oh, I cannot bear the suspense. I must know, and I must know now.
"Strong reactions to royal's hat" - I have a strong reaction for you - WHO CARES? Who cares, who cares, who cares?! WHO.... CARES???
I went to a school to do some testing for my job this morning. I could not listen to the radio without hearing more "important wedding details". A delivery truck driver, who was bringing food into the school actually stopped me to say, "Maybe YOU can answer my question. What does the royal family DO? What is their job?" I bit my tongue and repressed the overwhelming urge to scream "WHO CARES?!", and just answered, "Look pretty?" He just chuckled and walked away from me muttering something.
In our local newspaper, a reporter stopped several people to ask this very important question... "The coverage of the royal wedding will air beginning at 4am on some channels. Will you get up early to watch?" Four of the four said they would! I told Jim, "I wouldn't even get up at 4am for my own wedding!" He laughed and agreed.
I'm really hoping things can get back to normal tomorrow. Please tell me I won't have to be bombarded by "Shocking, Important Honeymoon Details". Surely there will be SOMETHING else going on in the world that is considered news? PLEASE?